Hottie got home in time to go with us to the kids martial arts class today. Goldilocks has amazing focus during class. He knew the pledge after hearing it only 4 or 5 times. Just crazy for a kid that has to be told 9 times to put his shoes away! So, after class we went to Cracker Barrel (I know, you don't have to say anything) for dinner. This was our night out for the week so we ate extra biscuits.
Anyway, while we were eating, Goldilocks said, "When I am President, I am going to make some new rules."
"Oh, really? Like what?"
"Well, the first one is going to be that kids can slurp."
(Apparently, this is very important for a kid 'cause Punka announced that kids can do that in China.)
"Huh."
"And kids can take their shoes off in resturaunts."
"But your feet would get dirty."
"Not if they cleaned the floor."
No response.
"AND (lots of emphasis here)all the spankers would have to be DESTROYED! There would never be anymore spankers ever. Never, ever. And kids wouldn't have sore bottoms."
And Goldilocks would get his Guaps and Grams vote on that platform alone.
So, folks, I now have introduced to you your future President. Please forward this post to all the children you know under 10. Hopefully they will remember Goldilocks and his "rules to change the world" because these surely will.
Over the edge and loving my Goldilocks!
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